97 Unhinged Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

Nothing feels original anymore—at least, that's what everyone keeps saying. Everywhere you look it's a reboot, a remake, or, as the internet recently decided to call it,"reheated nachos."After a while, it really can start to seem like we're all trapped in one giant echo chamber, repeating the same thoughts in slightly different fonts.

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But there's one subreddit that proves originality is still alive and kicking, though perhaps in a slightly unconventional way. It's calledr/BrandNewSentenceand it collects those rare moments when someone posts something that has absolutely never been said before in human history. And they're usuallyhilarious, unhinged, or both.

We've rounded up some of the best examples that'll remind you people can still surprise each other.

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97 Unhinged Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

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What to know about Holi, the Hindu festival of colors

Holi, widely known as theHindu festival of colors, is a joyful annual celebration at the advent of spring with cultural and religious significance.

Associated Press A child with cerebral palsy attends Holi, the Hindu festival of colors, at an event organized by the Trishla Foundation in Prayagraj, India,Sunday, March 1, 2026. (AP Photo/Rajesh Kumar Singh) Third Gender members of Kinnar Akhara play with colored powder during celebrations marking Holi, the Hindu festival of colors, in Prayagraj, in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh, India, Sunday, March 1, 2026. (AP Photo/Rajesh Kumar Singh) Indians perform rituals around a bonfire during Holi festival celebrations at Palaj village near Gandhinagar, India, Monday, March 2, 2026. (AP Photo/Ajit Solanki) Nepalese people throw colored powders on each other as they celebrate Holi, the Hindu festival of colors at Basantapur Durbar Square in Kathmandu, Nepal, Monday, March 2, 2026. (AP Photo/Niranjan Shrestha)

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Typically observed in March in India, Nepal, other South Asian countries and across the diaspora, the festival celebrates love and signifies a time of rebirth and rejuvenation — a time to embrace the positive and let go of negative energy.

For one of Holi's most well-known traditions, celebrants clad in all white, come out to the street andthrow colored powdersat each other, leaving behind a kaleidoscope of pigments and joy. Festivities with music, dancing and food ensue.

Holi is celebrated at the end of winter and the beginning of spring, on the last full moon day of the Hindu luni-solar calendar month of Falgun. The date of the festival varies depending on the lunar cycle. Typically, it falls in March, and will be celebrated this year on March 4.

Holi has its origins in Hindu mythology and lore

In many parts of India, people light large bonfires the night before the festival to signify the destruction of evil and victory of good. Different mythological tales point to the reason behind this observance.

In one story, the king, Hiranyakashipu, ordered everyone in his kingdom to worship him and was irked when his own son Prahlad, a devotee of Lord Vishnu, disobeyed his command. So, he ordered his sister Holika who was immune from fire to take the child, Prahlad, into a bonfire while holding him in her lap. However, when the pyre was lit, the boy's devotion to Lord Vishnu protected him and left him unscathed while Holika, despite her immunity, burned to death.

In another southern India tradition, the event is known as Kama Dahanam to commemorate Lord Shiva burning Kamadeva, the god of love, with his third eye. It symbolizes the destruction of lust and other earthly attachments for a higher spiritual purpose, preceding the joy of colors.

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Some also consider Holi a reference to Lord Krishna and his love for his beloved, Radha, and his cosmic play with his consorts and devotees called "gopikas," who are also revered for their unconditional love and devotion to Krishna.

How is the festival of colors celebrated?

On the day of Holi, entire streets and towns are filled with people who throw colored powder in the air. Some fling balloons filled with colored water from rooftops and others use squirt guns. For one day, it's all fair game. Cries of "Holi hai!" which means "It's Holi!" can be heard on the streets. Holi has also been romanticized and popularized over the decades in Bollywood films.

The colors seen during Holi symbolize different things. Blue represents the color of Lord Krishna's skin while green symbolizes spring and rebirth. Red symbolizes marriage or fertility while both red and yellow — commonly used in ritual and ceremony — symbolize auspiciousness.

An array of special foods are part of the celebration, with the most popular food during Holi being "gujia," a flaky, deep-fried sweet pastry stuffed with milk curd, nuts and dried fruits. Holi parties also feature "thandai," a cold drink prepared with a mix of almonds, fennel seeds, rose petals, poppy seeds, saffron, milk and sugar.

Holi is celebrated in the diaspora with worship and social gatherings

In North America and in any country with a Hindu population, people of Indian descent celebrate Holi with Bollywood parties and parades, as well as a host of public and private gatherings. Several U.S. temples will observe Holika Dahan this year on Feb. 2 or Feb. 3 to coincide with the full moon day anda total lunar eclipse, which is rare.

It is also common for Hindu temples and community centers in the U.S to organize cultural programs, friendly cricket matches and other festivities around the holiday.

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What to know about Holi, the Hindu festival of colors

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Kawhi Leonard scores 23 points and Clippers rally from 17-point deficit to beat Warriors 114-101

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Kawhi Leonard had 23 points, eight rebounds and four assists, and the Los Angeles Clippers erased a 17-point deficit to beat the short-handed Golden State Warriors 114-101 on Monday night.

Associated Press Golden State Warriors guard Brandin Podziemski, top, hangs onto the rim over Los Angeles Clippers guard Bennedict Mathurin after dunking during the first half of an NBA basketball game in San Francisco, Monday, March 2, 2026. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu) Golden State Warriors guard De'Anthony Melton, left, grabs a rebound against Los Angeles Clippers forward Derrick Jones Jr. (5) during the first half of an NBA basketball game in San Francisco, Monday, March 2, 2026. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu) Los Angeles Clippers guard Kris Dunn, right, passes the ball while being defended by Golden State Warriors guard De'Anthony Melton, left, and guard Moses Moody (4) during the first half of an NBA basketball game in San Francisco, Monday, March 2, 2026. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu) Golden State Warriors guard Nate Williams (19) loses the ball while being defended by Los Angeles Clippers guard Bennedict Mathurin (9) during the first half of an NBA basketball game in San Francisco, Monday, March 2, 2026. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu) Los Angeles Clippers center Yanic Konan Niederhäuser, foreground, controls the ball against Golden State Warriors center Al Horford during the first half of an NBA basketball game in San Francisco, Monday, March 2, 2026. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu) Golden State Warriors guard Moses Moody (4) shoots against Los Angeles Clippers center Brook Lopez (11) during the first half of an NBA basketball game in San Francisco, Monday, March 2, 2026. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

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Darius Garland scored 12 points in his Clippers debut, coming off the bench to play nearly 23 minutes in his first game since being acquired from Cleveland at the trade deadline last month in a deal that sent James Harden to the Cavaliers.

Garland had been nursing a toe injury, then he went down with 1:26 left in the second quarter after a collision with Moses Moody when they both went for a loose ball and Moody's right shoulder appeared to get Garland in the face. Both players were shaken but stayed in the game.

Garland's 3-pointer with 3:09 left in the third pulled the Clippers within 75-68, then Kris Dunn had a steal and layup to make it a five-point game. Los Angeles was within 79-77 going into the final 12 minutes.

Dunn finished with 16 points, seven rebounds and seven assists for the Clippers, who shot just 9 for 31 from 3-point range. Los Angeles used a 9-4 spurt to start the fourth quarter and go ahead 88-81.

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Brandin Podziemski scored 22 points for the Warriors with Stephen Curry sidelined for an 11th straight game with a right knee injury, big manKristaps Porzingis out for his fifth consecutive contestbecause of an illness coach Steve Kerr called "mysterious." Rookie Will Richard was in a walking boot for his sprained right ankle he hurt in Saturday's blowout home loss to the Lakers.

Al Horford added 17 points for Golden State, which has lost five of seven and nine of 14. Podziemski hit eight of his initial 12 shots with three 3-pointers for his second career 20-point half, but he went 1 for 6 for two points after the break.

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Stars beat Canucks 6-1 to extend winning streak to a franchise-record 9 games

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (AP) — Lian Bichsel scored twice and the Dallas Stars beat the Vancouver Canucks 6-1 on Monday night.

Associated Press Dallas Stars' Adam Erne (73) celebrates his goal against Vancouver Canucks goalie Nikita Tolopilo during the first period of an NHL hockey game, in Vancouver, Monday, March 2, 2026. (Darryl Dyck/The Canadian Press via AP) Vancouver Canucks' Zeev Buium (24) skates after the puck while being chased by Dallas Stars' Justin Hryckowian (49) during the second period of an NHL hockey game in Vancouver, British Columbia, Monday, March 2, 2026. (Darryl Dyck/The Canadian Press via AP) Vancouver Canucks goalie Nikita Tolopilo (60) allows a goal to Dallas Stars' Lian Bichsel, not seen, as Jamie Benn (14) watches during the second period of an NHL hockey game, in Vancouver, on Monday, March 2, 2026. (Darryl Dyck/The Canadian Press via AP) Vancouver Canucks goalie Nikita Tolopilo (60) lies on the puck as teammates Elias Pettersson (40), Tom Willander (5) and Marcus Pettersson (29) defend against Dallas Stars' Wyatt Johnston (53) and Jason Robertson (21), left, during the first period of an NHL hockey game in Vancouver, British Columbia, Monday, March 2, 2026. (Darryl Dyck/The Canadian Press via AP)

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Colin Blackwell, Jason Robertson and Matt Duchene each had a goal and an assist for the Stars (37-14-9), who extended their winning streak to a franchise-record nine games.

Adam Erne added a goal for Dallas and Miro Heiskanen and Sam Steel had two assists apiece. Jake Oettinger made 13 saves.

The Canucks opened the scoring midway through the first period when Jake DeBrusk drove into the offensive zone, put a shot off Oettinger's right pad and Evander Kane deflected the rebound in from the side of the net for his 11th goal of the season.

Nikita Tolopilo stopped 31 of the 37 shots he faced in Vancouver's net as the Canucks lost a sixth straight game (0-4-2).

The Canucks took an early lead with Kane's goal 7:57 into the first period, but their offense stuttered in the second when Vancouver managed just four shots on goal.

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Dallas took the lead 8:31 into the second when Ilya Lyubushkin sliced a pass to Bichsel, who blasted a wrist shot up and over Tolopilo's shoulder from the slot to make it 2-1.

Heiskanen extended his point streak to six games with nine assists during the stretch.

The Canucks have not scored a power-play goal since Jan. 27, going 0 for 13 in their last seven games.

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Stars: At the Calgary Flames on Tuesday.

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Ryan Murphy takes flak from John F. Kennedy Jr.'s nephew Jack Schlossberg for

Jack Schlossberg is continuing his verbal assault on producerRyan Murphy'sLove Story.

Entertainment Weekly Ryan Murphy and Jack Schlossberg both pictured in 2025Credit: Santiago Felipe/Getty; JOSEPH PREZIOSO/AFP via Getty

FX's limited series documents the romance between Schlossberg's late uncle, John F. Kennedy Jr., and Carolyn Bessette before the couple died in a plane crash on July 16, 1999.

"Well, if you want to know someone who's never met anyone in my family, knows nothing about us, talk to Ryan Murphy," Schlossberg quickly responded when asked about it during an interview withCBS Sunday Morning's Mo Rocca this week. "I would just want people who do watch the show to watch it with one letter in mind, and that's a capital F for fiction. The guy knows nothing about what he's talking about, and he's making a ton of money on a grotesque display of someone else's life."

John F. Kennedy Jr. and wife Carolyn Bessette Kennedy in May 1999Credit: Justin Ide/Newsmakers via Getty

"I would hope that Mr. Murphy would donate some of the millions of dollars of profits that he's making to some of the causes that John championed throughout his life," Schlossberg continued. "Maybe he would donate some of that money to the JFK library to help keep President Kennedy's memory alive, but he's not. He's making money. This is not a documentary. And I'll leave it at that."

Back in June, Schlossberg, the son of JFK Jr.'s sister Caroline Kennedy, slammed the series, which debuted Feb. 12. At the time, he said the Kennedy family had not been consulted on the project, and he considered the series a way of profiting off his late uncle "in a grotesque way."

Rocca asked if there was something about this particular show that bothered Schlossberg, since the Kennedys have been depicted countless times on TV, in movies, and in books.

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"I think in the last year, two years, three years," Schlossberg answered, "partly because of [Health Secretary] RFK Jr., but also partly because Donald Trump has used JFK as sort of a human punching bag, both by renaming the Kennedy Center after himself, by doing a false reinvestigation into the assassination, and dismantling all the programs that he fought for."

Schlossberg, who's running for Congress in New York's 12th district, said the timing of the series bothers him.

"There's a lot of misinformation now and iconography being used about the Kennedy family, my family, at a time when we really can't afford to confuse people," Schlossberg said. "We really need to take every breath that we have to try to make things better. So, if Ryan Murphy really cares so much about the Kennedy family, my uncle John, maybe he would try to do something about getting Trump out of power."

Entertainment Weeklyhas reached out to reps for Murphy and the show.

Murphy has previously saidLove Storyis "very sympathetic" to the family.

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Texas GOP Sen. Cornyn tries to hold his seat while Democrats Crockett, Talarico face off for Senate

DALLAS (AP) — Texas Republican Sen.John Cornynis trying to hold on for a fifth term inTuesday's GOP primary,while Democrats will choose whether to send Rep.Jasmine Crockettor state Rep.James Talaricoto a November general election where the party once again hopes it has a chance.

Associated Press Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, speaks during a campaign stop in The Woodlands, Texas, Saturday, Feb. 28, 2026. (AP Photo/Annie Mulligan) Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate, addresses supporters during a campaign stop, Monday, March 2, 2026, in Waco, Texas. (AP Photo/Tony Gutierrez) Primary candidate for U.S. Senate Rep. Jasmine Crockett, D-Texas, responds to a question during a broadcast interview at a campaign stop in Dallas, Friday, Feb. 27, 2026. (AP Photo/Tony Gutierrez) James Talarico, a Texas Democratic primary candidate for U.S. Senate, speaks during an event at the University of Houston Monday, March 2, 2026, in Houston. (AP Photo/Ashley Landis) U.S. Rep. Wesley Hunt, R-Texas, arrives at a campaign event, Monday, Feb. 16, 2026, in Dallas. (AP Photo/Julio Cortez)

Election 2026 Senate Texas

Texas is one of three states kicking off this year's midterm elections, a slate of primaries that come as the U.S. and Israel are at war with Iran. The war, which began over the weekend, has killedat least six U.S. service members, spiraled into aregional confrontationas Iran retaliated and sentoil and natural gas pricessoaring. President Donald Trump, who campaigned on an isolationist"America First" agendaand went to warwithout authorization from Congress, facesmounting questionsover its rationale and an exit strategy.

Tuesday also is the final day of voting in North Carolina and Arkansas inprimariesthat mark the start of the 2026 midterms, as Democrats look to break the GOP's hold on Washington and derail Trump.

Cornyn faces a challenge from MAGA favoriteKen Paxton, the state's attorney general, andRep. Wesley Huntin a contest that's expected to advance to a May runoff between the top two vote-getters. The three Republicans have campaigned on their ties to Trump, who has not endorsed in the race.

Crockett and Talaricoeach arguethat they are the stronger general election candidate in a state that backed Trump by almost 14 percentage points in 2024 and where a Democrat hasn't won a statewide race in over 30 years.

Voters also are choosing House candidates using new congressional district boundaries that GOP lawmakers — urged on by Trump — redrew to help elect more Republicans.

Cornyn fights to hold seat, Crockett and Talarico race for Democrats

Cornyn hopes to avoid becoming the first Republican senator in Texas history not to be renominated.

His cool relationship with Trump is part of why Cornyn is vulnerable. He and allied groups have spent $64 million in television advertising alone since July to try stabilize his support.

Paxton began campaigning in earnest only last month but has made national headlines for filing lawsuits against Democratic initiatives. He has remained popular in Texas despite a 2023 impeachment trial on corruption charges, of which he was acquitted, and accusations of marital infidelity by his wife.

Senate GOP leaders, who are backing Cornyn, worry that Paxton's liabilities would require the party to spend substantially to defend the seat if he is the nominee — money that could be better used elsewhere.

Paxton has run ads touting his support from Turning Point USA, the group founded by the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk, as well as Kirk's praise for Paxton before he was assassinated in September.

Hunt's entry into the race in October made it trickier for any primary candidate to win at least 50%, the threshold needed to avoid a May 26 runoff.

All three Republicans have run ads boasting of their coziness with Trump.

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On the Democratic side, the party's first major contest of 2026 offers a choice betweenstylistic oppositesas it hungers for its first Senate win in Texas since 1988.

Talarico, a seminarian who often references the Bible, has held rallies across the state including in heavily Republican areas. Crockett, who has built a national profile for zinger attacks on Republicans, has focused on turning out Black voters in the Dallas and Houston areas.

Talarico had outspent Crockett on television advertising by more than four to one as of late February. He got a burst of attention last month from CBS' decision not to air his interview with late-nighthost Stephen Colbert. Colbert said the network pulled the interview for fear of running afoul of Trump's FCC. Talarico's campaign announced it raised $2.5 million in the 24 hours after the interview — which was streamed online — was pulled from TV.

Key House primaries

Texas Republicans' unusual, mid-decade redistricting was aimed at helping Trump's party pick up five Democratic-held seats in an effort to avoid losing control of the House. It set up some intraparty conflicts between Democratic incumbents, and what are expected to be some of November's most competitive races.

In the 34th District, former Rep.Mayra Floresisattempting a comeback. Flores made history in a 2022 special election as the first Republican to win in the Rio Grande Valley in 150 years, but she lost her bid for a full term later that year. She faces Eric Flores, a lawyer endorsed by Trump, for the nomination to run against Democratic Rep. Vicente Gonzalez.

In the 23rd District, Rep.Tony Gonzalesis considered vulnerable after fellow Republicans called on him to resign over an affair with a staffer who killed herself. He is being challenged by gun manufacturer and YouTube influencer Brandon Herrera, who calls himself "the AK guy." The district includes Uvalde, site of a deadly 2022 shooting at Robb Elementary School.

Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw is challenged in the 2nd District by GOP state Rep. Steve Toth, who was endorsed by Sen. Ted Cruz.

Former Major League Baseball starMark Teixeirais running in District 21, in southwest Texas, for the seat held by Republican Rep. Chip Roy, who is running for state attorney general. Teixeira, a Republican, played for four MLB teams, including the Texas Rangers and the New York Yankees when they won the 2009 World Series.

DemocratBobby Pulido, a Latin Grammy winner, is running in South Texas' 15th District against physician Ada Cuellar. The nominee will face two-term Republican Rep. Monica De La Cruz.

In the 33rd District, Democratic Rep. Julie Johnson faces former Rep. Colin Allred, a former NFL linebacker and 2024 Senate nominee. Johnson, a first-term congresswoman, is seen as vulnerable partly because Allred previously represented part of the district, which weaves through the Dallas and Fort Worth areas. He also retains a national fundraising network from his Senate campaign.

And Democratic Rep. Al Green also is fighting to stay in office after his Houston-based 9th District was drawn to be lean Republican. Green, 78, is now running in a newly drawn 18th District against Democratic Rep. Christian Menefee, 37, who won a January special election for the current 18th District. Thenew oneincludes two-thirds of Green's old district.

Abbott and Hinojosa seem bound to face off for governor, while Roy seeks Paxton's office

Republican Gov. Greg Abbott is running for reelection and faces a likely matchup with Democratic state Rep. Gina Hinojosa.

Four-term U.S. Rep. Chip Roy is seeking the GOP nomination for state attorney general, with Paxton running for Senate. Roy has been a prominent member of the conservative Freedom Caucus.

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Indiana's Curt Cignetti cashes in on title run with 8-year extension worth $13.2 million per year

Indiana coach Curt Cignetti is cashing in onhis first national championship run— even more than initially expected.

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Athletic department officials announced Monday thatthe two-time national coach of the yearhas signed a memorandum of understanding on an eight-year contract extension, paying him an annual average of $13.2 million —or an increase of about $1.6 million per yearfrom what school officials said Cignetti would earn when he first agreed to the extension in October.

School officials released the document Cignetti signed Feb. 4.

He joins Georgia coach Kirby Smart and LSU coach Lane Kiffin as the only active Football Bowl Subdivision coaches to receive paychecks of $13 million or more. The payouts could be even higher if Cignetti earns bonuses for winning Big Ten or national coach of the year honors in addition to playoff appearances and conference titles. The 64-year-old Cignetti already has said he hopes to retire at Indiana.

The new deal calls for a base salary of $500,000 per year through the 2033 season and a $1 million retention bonus on Nov. 30 of each year, starting this fall. The remaining portion of the $105.6 million will be collected from outside, promotional and marketing income.

Cignetti initially agreed to an eight-year extension worth $92.8 million — an annual average of $11.6 million — but university officials agreed to modify the deal as the Hoosiers remained undefeated and pursued the first football national championship in school history.

It's the third time Cignetti has received a raise since he took over the losingest program in FBS history in November 2024. All he's done since arriving is produce the two best seasons in school history while becoming one of college football's fan favorites for his quick quips and unique facial expressions. Players have embraced him, too, telling many of their favorite Cignetti tales.

Just ask tight end Riley Nowakowski, who recounted his favorite Cignetti story during the recent NFL scouting combine in Indianapolis.

"I think (Alberto Mendoza) was in the game, and he pulled like four runs in a row," Nowakowski said, referring to last season's victory over Illinois. "He kept pulling it, kept pulling it, kept pulling it, and then after the fourth time, it was a terrible read. So in the middle of the game, (Cignetti) tells our coach, 'Get (Alberto) over here.' Bert's like, 'What, it's the middle of a game, what are you doing?' And (Cignetti) goes, 'We're not paying you to run the ball, hand the ball off, right? We're up like 70 points, but he's pissed off, yelling at Bert, and (Cignetti) just turned back at me and gave me one of his little smiles, and he was just like, 'You like that now?'"

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Cignetti wasted no time delivering on his promise to win after leading James Madison to the most successful transition from the Football Championship Subdivision to the FBS.

The son of Hall of Fame coach Frank Cignetti and a former Alabama assistant led Indiana to a school record 11 wins and its first College Football Playoff appearance in his first season with the Hoosiers.

Last season, he outdid that mark by producing the first 16-0 mark in major college football since the 1890s. The Hoosiers also won their first outright Big Ten crown since 1945, beat Miami on its home field to claim the national title and shed the label of having the most all-time losses in FBS history.

Mendoza's older brother, Fernando, also became the first Indiana player to win the Heisman Trophy and is expected to be the No. 1 overall pick in April's NFL draft.

The reward: A record nine players, including Mendoza and Nowakowski, attended the recent combine in Indianapolis while Cignetti got another pay raise and school officials continued to invest heavily in keeping the coach's staff together.

Offensive coordinator Mike Shanahan and defensive coordinator Bryant Haines each agreed to three-year contract extensions worth about $3 million per year in December, making them two of the highest-paid assistants in the FBS. Haines won this year's Broyles Award, which goes to the nation's top assistant coach.

Indiana will begin next season with the longest winning streak (16) and longest home winning streak (15) in the FBS. Cignetti has never lost a home game with the Hoosiers, who open defense of their league and national titles at home against North Texas on Sept. 5.

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